Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/2/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My granddaughter happily left the orthodonist's office
yesterday. Her braces were removed - just in time for
sweet corn season. Her beaming smile could be used on
posters.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Country
2. Land of the Free
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Country
The teacher was explaining to her 2nd grade class the
significance of Memorial Day, and they were preparing
some songs and stories to put on a little show for their
parents.
At one point the teacher pointed to the American flag
and asked, "Does anyone know what flag this is?"
A little girl called out, "That's the flag of our
country!"
"Very good!" the teacher said. "And what is the name
of our country?"
"Tis of thee," the girl said confidently.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Choose to live the life you were meant to live.
- Darren Hardy
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Land of the Free
The Fourth of July was coming up, and the nursery school
teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about
patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One
of the things we should be happy is that, in this country,
we are all free."
One little boy came walking up to her from the back of
the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said,
. . . "I'm not free. I'm four."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Please pray for: Christine, Terri, Colleen, Kaylee, Andrew, Emily, Kim.
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