Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/2/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My Dad felt well enough to take the several hour
road trip to Ohio. We'll be visiting for a few
days.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Exercise
2. Control
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Exercise
I've started a new exercise program.
I do twenty sit-ups every morning.
That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit
that SNOOZE button just so many times...
- From Bonnie
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When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark,
you don’t throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit
still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom
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Control
While waiting in line at a busy airport check-in counter,
I noticed a set of rambunctious little boys in front of
me. As the line inched along, their mother tried in vain
to get them to calm down.
Finally she reached the counter, where the ticket agent
asked her, "Have any of the items you plan to take with
you on this flight been out of your immediate control
since your arrival at the airport?"
The young mother replied honestly, "The luggage, no; the
children, yes."
- From Clean Laughs
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Please pray for: Carl, Patti, Josh, John, Norbert, Joe, Ed.
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