Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/2/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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For those in the USA, have a safe weekend while
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Today's Chuckles
1. Teacher Error
2. Coats
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Teacher Error
The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the
nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about
patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the
things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from t
he back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly,
"I'm not free. I'm four.”
- From JokerZ
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America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and
lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.
- Abraham Lincoln
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Coats
A businessman went into the office and found an inexperienced handyman
painting the walls.
The handyman was wearing two heavy parkas on a hot summer day.
Thinking this was a little strange, the businessman asked the handyman why
he was wearing the parkas on such a hot day.
The handyman showed him the instructions on the can of paint. They read:
For best results, put on two coats.
- From Jokojokes
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