Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/20/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Bracelet
2. Magic Wand
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Bracelet
As I was admitted to the hospital prior to a procedure,
the clerk asked for my wrist, saying, "I'm going to give
you a bracelet."
"Has it got rubies and diamonds?" I asked coyly.
"No," he said. "But it costs just as much."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection,
we can catch excellence. - Vince Lombardi
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Magic Wand
On the last day of school, Jen delighted her
fourth grade students at Topeka Elementary
School with her magic trick.
Jen had an imaginary wand which she waved with
many flourishes. After many false starts because
she kept stumbling for the correct combination of
magical words, Jen tapped the children, saying,
"Ala kazam, Ala kazoo … I'm making fifth graders
out of all of you!"
One of the boys - the boy who throughout the school
year always had something to say -commented, "Why
didn't you do that the first day of school? It would
have saved us a lot of trouble!"
- from Jen Kramer (via Kid Warmers)
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