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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

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           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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Today is my middle child’s 25th wedding anniversary. 

Where does the time go?

Doc

Today's Chuckles

1. Penny  

2. Military Computer   

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Penny 

Grandpa tells of the time his six-year-old grandson found a penny 

and proudly showed it to his grandmother. "What's so great about 

finding a penny?" she asked. "You can't buy anything with it."

 

"Yes you can," he said. "You can buy a dream in a wishing well."

 

- From Da Mouse Tracks 

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Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. 

It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a 

worthy purpose. - Helen Keller 

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Military Computer 

Military leaders succeed in building a computer able to solve any 

strategic or tactical problem.

They are assembled in front of the new machine and instructed to feed a 

difficult tactical problem into it.

They describe a hypothetical situation to the computer and then ask the 

pivotal question: attack or retreat?

The computer hums away for an hour and then comes up with the answer: 

YES.

The generals look at each other, somewhat stupefied. Finally one of them 

submits a second request to the computer: YES WHAT?

Instantly the computer responded: YES SIR. 

- From GCFL

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