Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/21/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Had a full ‘hump day’. It’s great to be interacting in person more.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Visitors?
2. Accident
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Visitors?
My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine
boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he
encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Beware of Dog," and
"Keep Out...This Means You!"
Finally arriving at the door, he talked with the congenial, cooperative landowner.
When my husband was ready to leave, the man said to him, "Come and see
me again sometime. I don't get many visitors up this way."
- From GCFL
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The fear of death follows from the fear of life. One who lives
life fully is prepared to die at any time. - Edward Abbey
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Accident
There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep
mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against
the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from death, but
otherwise unharmed.
The manager said "To fix this problem we need to organize a committee,
have meetings, and through a process of continuous improvement,
develop a solution."
The engineer said "No that would take too long, and besides that method
never worked before. I have my trusty pen knife here and will take apart
the brake system, isolate the problem and correct it."
The programmer said "I think you're both wrong! I think we should all
push the car back up the hill and see if it happens again."
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Laura, Julie, Tom, Wilma, Kim, Pat, Nathan, Gabby.
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