DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/22/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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If you live near northeast Ohio, you should check out http://www.TheFest.us
It is a fabulous day with 4 national Christian singers/bands. It
is totally free. This year it will be Sun. Aug. 3. It is open to
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parking with free shuttle service. Pass this info on, please.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Big Brother
2. New Job
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Big Brother
Four-year-old Jacob was thrilled when he and his family
moved out of a cramped apartment and into a house. Jacob
got his own bedroom and no longer had to share a room with
his one-year-old sister Tia.
Six months after the move, his father Thom sat Jacob down
and said, "I have great news. You're going to have a baby
brother."
"Will I be sharing my room with him?" Jacob asked.
Thom nodded, saying "Big brother and little brother together."
Jealous that his sister would still have a room to herself,
Jacob, now five, groused, "I wish you could save your receipt
so you can return him for a girl."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Our true worth, value, and identity come not from what the
world says, but from complete acceptance by God. In and of
ourselves, we'll never be enough; we'll wear ourselves out
trying. - Nancy Stafford
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New Job
A husband raced into the house and said to his wife,
"I've found a great job. The salary is good. It offers
free medical insurance and paid holidays."
"That's wonderful, dear," his wife said.
"I thought you'd be pleased," the husband said. "You
start tomorrow."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Donna, Bill, Edna, Joyce, Marielle, Dave, Elaine, Andy.
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