Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/22/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Plastic Surgery
2. School
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Plastic Surgery
In the plastic-surgery office where I work as a nurse, a
92-year-old patient was preparing to have some reconstructive
surgery on her nose.
She was extremely sharp and knowledgeable, asking many good
questions about the procedure.
Just as the doctor was getting ready for the surgery, the
woman said, "Now doctor, make me beautiful."
"Are you kidding me?" he replied. "You're already beautiful"
"Well, in that case," said the elderly woman, "Don't deface
me."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If you must choose between being right or being kind...
choose kind. - Bob Perks
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School
One day a little kindergarten boy asked, "Mrs.
Armstrong, do you live here?"
Debbi replied, "At school? No, I don't live here."
The little boy asked if any teachers live at school.
Debbi told him they all go home at night.
"So you mean this is only a job?" he asked.
- from Debbi Armstrong (via Kid Warmers)
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