Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/22/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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It was a fabulous weekend with friends. We stayed in an 1904 home
on a hill which has been converted into an airbnb.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Title
2. Bringing Cola to China
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Title
Eager to make good, a young office employee was thrilled to be given
a new title: Executive Director of Personal Energy Management.
His excitement diminished when he found out that it meant he was in
charge of stocking the break room with doughnuts and coffee.
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the
power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our
political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government;
upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control
ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God. - James Madison
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Bringing Cola to China
In 1927, John Hartman decided to bring X-Cola to China, seeing a
potentially large market of soft drink lovers. Since he did not
speak the local language, he decided to advertise his product
through pictures. On every corner in Peking [that was it was
called at the time] he put up three pictures. The first showed a
man dying of thirst alone in a desert place. The next one to the
right showed the same man drinking X-Cola. Third one on the right-
most showed the man rejuvenated, full of energy and crossing the
desert.
He waited a couple of weeks, but his cola did not sell. He decided
to seek the help of a Chinese advertising consultant. The man said,
"In this country, people read from right to left".
- From Toti Gaa (via GCFL)
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