Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/22/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Wrong Extension
2. The NILE Virus (Type C)
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Wrong Extension
A Junior in office dialed his boss's extension by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 min
Boss Shouted: Do you know whom you are talking to?
Jr: No!
Boss: I am the BOSS
Jr (in same tone): do you know whom you are talking to.?
Boss: No....!!
Jr : That’s good (& disconnected)
- From PG Vargis (slightly edited)
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The beginning is always today.
- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
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The NILE Virus (Type C)
I thought you would want to know about this virus.
Even the most advanced computer programs from Norton, McAfee, and
others cannot take care of this one. It appears to target those who were
born prior to 1948.The lockdown seems to be increasing the chances of
being affected!
Virus Symptoms
1. Causes you to send the same e-mail twice. (Done that)
2. Causes you to send a blank e-mail. (That too)
3. Causes you to send an e-mail to the wrong person. (Yup)
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you. (Ah-ha)
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment. (Done that)
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished. (Oh no, not again)
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND. (Hate that)
8. Causes you to hit SEND when you should DELETE. (Heck, now what?)
This virus is called the C-NILE virus!
A lot of us have already been inflicted with this deadly disease and
unfortunately as we age it gets worse.
And if you can't admit to doing any of the above, you've obviously caught
the other strain - the D-NILE virus!
- From Joe L. (my Dad)
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