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Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/22/21

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#1 · July 23, 2021, 9:38 am

Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>

             DOC'S  DAILY  CHUCKLE

             Always  Clean  Chuckles

           Laughter is the Best Medicine!

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Today's Chuckles

1. No More Math

2. Odor 

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No More Math

 

A young kid found an old lamp. As always the lamp was rubbed 

and a genie appeared granting 3 wishes.

 

Genie: I will grant you 3 wishes!

 

Kid: I wish math didn't exist.

 

Genie: DONE! You have no more wishes!

 - From Daily Clean Jokes 

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May we think of freedom not as the right to do as we please, 

but the opportunity to do what is right. - Peter Marshall

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Odor

As an instructional assistant for a public school, part of my job 

involves teaching small groups of children. One day I was in 

charge of some second-graders, who were concentrating on 

their artwork. As I reached across to help a student, he remarked 

that something smelled good. 

I was pleased that he noticed my perfume, until he held a wide 

felt-tip pen up to his nose and said, "Yep. New markers." 

- From Gopher Central Bible Verses 

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