DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/23/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I treated myself to a much needed massage on Monday.
It was good to get some of the tension from recent
stressors relieved.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Organic Biology Final Exam
2. My Business Hours
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Organic Biology Final Exam
A professor stood before his class of 20 senior organic biology
students, about to hand out the final exam.
"I want to say that it's been a pleasure teaching you this semester.
I know you've all worked extremely hard, and many of you are off to
medical school after the summer. So that none of you gets your GPA
messed up because you might have been celebrating a bit too much this
week, anyone who would like to opt out of the final exam today will
receive a 'B' for the course."
There was much rejoicing amongst the class as students got up,
passed by the professor to thank him, and signed out on his
offer.
As the last taker left the room, the professor looked out over the
handful of remaining students and asked, "Anyone else? This is your
last chance."
One more student rose up and took the offer.
The professor closed the door and took attendance of
those students remaining. "I'm glad to see you believe
in yourselves," he said. "Each of you gets an 'A.'"
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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If you have come to a place and it looks like an ending,
look around. For every ending creates a new beginning.
- Bob Perks
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My Business Hours
Open most days about 9:00 or 10:00,
Occasionally as early as 7:00,
But some days as late as 12:00 or 1:00.
We close about 5:30 or 6:00,
Occasionally about 4:00 or 5:00.
But sometimes as late as 11:00 or 12:00.
Some days or afternoons, we aren't here at all.
And lately I've been here about all the time,
Except when I'm somewhere else.
But I should be here then too.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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