Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/23/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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A friend I just visited at the NH on Sunday has passed into
her eternal reward. We knew she was in her last days. I'm
glad I was able to visit and say 'good-bye'.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Wishes
2. Eye Exam
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Wishes
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their
project manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch
break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up
and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie.
"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant
you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish
to each of you.
" The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to
be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind,
with an all-girl crew."
"It is done," said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer
disappears.
The software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to
be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout
the American Southwest."
"It is done," said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer
disappears.
The project manager looks at where the other two had been
standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the
Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office after lunch."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
- Robert Frost
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Eye Exam
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity
test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began.
"Cover your right eye with your hand." He read the 20/20 line
perfectly.
"Now your left." Again, a flawless read.
"Now both," I requested.
There was silence. He couldn't even read the large E on the top
line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had
asked. He was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was
laughing too hard to finish the exam.
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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