Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/23//21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Tomorrow our apartment complex is having a picnic.
The meteorologist is predicting a 50% chance of rain!
Have a blessed weekend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sunday School
2. TV Message
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Sunday School
The Sunday school teacher asked, "How many of you children
would like to go to Heaven?"
All raised their hands except little Ronnie.
The teacher asked him why not.
"I'm sorry," Ronnie replied. "Mommy told me to come right home
after Sunday school."
• From GCFL
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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
--G. K. Chesterton
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TV Message
A pastor had difficulty to finish his message in 28 minutes to fit in his
TV message timing. They put a timer with the camera but he failed
to see it. Either he was short or long. They out a small clock on the
podium but that too didn't work as he never went near to the podium
but walked all over the platform.
A psychologist suggested that he put a lozenges in his mouth which
will last for 25 minutes. It worked.
But one day he was on and on and on for 42 minutes. Frustrated he
cut off his message and came back to his chair.
He took the lozenges out and to his amazement he found that it was
a rain coat button which he had along with the lozenges in his coat
pocket.
- From P.G. Vargis
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Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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________________________________________
Tomorrow our apartment complex is having a picnic.
The meteorologist is predicting a 50% chance of rain!
Have a blessed weekend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Sunday School
2. TV Message
———————————————
Sunday School
The Sunday school teacher asked, "How many of you children
would like to go to Heaven?"
All raised their hands except little Ronnie.
The teacher asked him why not.
"I'm sorry," Ronnie replied. "Mommy told me to come right home
after Sunday school."
• From GCFL
———————————————
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
--G. K. Chesterton
———————————————
TV Message
A pastor had difficulty to finish his message in 28 minutes to fit in his
TV message timing. They put a timer with the camera but he failed
to see it. Either he was short or long. They out a small clock on the
podium but that too didn't work as he never went near to the podium
but walked all over the platform.
A psychologist suggested that he put a lozenges in his mouth which
will last for 25 minutes. It worked.
But one day he was on and on and on for 42 minutes. Frustrated he
cut off his message and came back to his chair.
He took the lozenges out and to his amazement he found that it was
a rain coat button which he had along with the lozenges in his coat
pocket.
- From P.G. Vargis
————
Please pray for: Carla, Dee, Tom Darren, Tracy, Sherri, Dan, Dale.
=================
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