DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/24/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Computer's Down
2. Big Cavity
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Computer's Down
Our new office computer system was down as much as it was
working. My co-worker Cathy decided to stay late one evening
to catch up on the work that had accumulated. On her way home,
a police officer stopped her for speeding.
"What a perfect end to an awful day!" she exclaimed. "Our
computer is up, then down -- up, then down. I stay late to
catch up, and now this!"
The officer was unaffected by Cathy's griping and he went
to his car to prepare a citation. After what seemed an
eternity, he returned with her license and registration.
As he handed them to her, he smiled and said, "Our computer
is down."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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Many of our fears are tissue paper thin, and a single courageous
step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis
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Big Cavity
"Open wider," requested the dentist, as he began his examination
of the patient.
"Good grief!" he said, startled. "You've got the biggest cavity
I've ever seen -- the biggest cavity I've ever seen."
"OK, doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you
saying something like that twice."
"I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
- from Pastor Tim (via CGFL.net)
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