Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/24/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
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I’m glad to be back at Church and exercising in the pool.
I’m also eating tomatoes and peppers fresh from the plants on
my balcony. Sunday I think the first cucumber will be ready to pick.
God is good
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Heaven
2. Country Puddle
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Heaven
The Sunday school teacher asked her preschool class, "How many of
you would like to go to Heaven?"
All the children raised their hands except Tommy. The teacher asked
Tommy why he wouldn't like to go to Heaven.
Tommy answered, "I'm sorry, but I can't. My mother told me to come
right home after Sunday school.”
- Forwarded by Gretchen Patti] (via Mikey’s Funnies)
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We're blessed with the opportunity to stand for something —
for liberty and freedom and fairness. And these are things
worth fighting for, worth devoting our lives to.
- Ronald Reagan
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Country Puddle
A man traveling down a country road was forced to stop before a giant
puddle covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man
noticed a farmer leaning on a fence. "Think it's safe to cross?" the man
asked.
"I reckon so," replied the farmer.
The car was immediately swallowed by the puddle as the man drove in. In
fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his
car back to the surface.
As his head broke the surface the man said to the farmer, "I thought you
said I could safely drive through this puddle!"
"Well, golly!" said the farmer, scratching his head. "It only come up chest-high
on my ducks!"
- From Pastor Tim.
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Please pray for: Serena, Darrell, Marilyn, Shirley, Tyler, Joanne.
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