Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/26/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Eternally Optimistic
2. Bell
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Eternally Optimistic
During a recent meeting of our Optimist Club, we challenged
one another to come up with an inspirational sentence using
the word countenance.
This was the winning entry: "I put a cheerful countenance on
people every day."
It was submitted by our local funeral director.
- From Reader's Digest
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I have chosen to be happy because it’s good for my health.
- Voltaire
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Bell
Peter is very busy in Heaven, so he leaves a sign by the pearly
gates: "For Service Ring Bell."
Away he goes but barely gets started when BING! The bell rings.
He rushes back to the gates, but no one's there. Peter goes back
to work when suddenly BING! The bell rings again. He rushes back
to the gates, but no one's there. A little annoyed, Peter goes
back to work. Suddenly, BING! The bell rings again. Peter goes
back; again, no one's there.
"Okay, that's it," Peter says. "I'm going to hide and watch to see
what's going on." So Peter hides, and a moment later, a little old
man walks up and rings the bell.
Peter jumps out and yells, "Aha! Are you the guy who keeps ringing
the bell?"
"Yes, that's me," the little old man says.
"Well, why do you keep ringing the bell and going away?" Peter asks.
"I can't help it — they keep resuscitating me!” he replies.
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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