Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/27/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Wedding
2.
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Wedding
A five-year-old boy was in church with his parents, witnessing
the wedding of a family friend.
"Mommy," he whispered, "why does the lady wear white?"
His mother smiled and whispered back, "Because she is very happy
to be getting married."
The little boy thought for a moment, then replied, "So why does
the man wear black?"
- from Nigel I. (via GCFL)
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It is a good thing to be rich, it is a good thing to be strong, but
it is a better thing to be beloved of many friends. - Euripides
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Children's Letters To Pastor
Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has
been a good boy all week. I am Peter Peterson. Sincerely, Pete.
Dear Pastor, My father should be a minister. Every week he gives
us a sermon about something. Robert.
Dear Pastor, I'm sorry I can't leave more money in the plate, but
my father didn't give me a raise in my allowance. Could you have
a sermon about a raise in my allowance? Love, Patty.
Dear Pastor, please say a prayer for our Little League team. We
need God's help or a new pitcher. Thank you. Alexander
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon where you said that good health
was more important than money but I still want a raise in my
allowance. Sincerely, Eleanor.
Dear Pastor, I liked your sermon Sunday. Especially when it was
finished. Ralph
Dear Pastor, Please pray for all the airline pilots. I am flying
to California tomorrow. Laurie
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Justin, Juan, Sam, David, Ann, Leslie, Sherrie, Stephano.
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