Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/27/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I’ve been busy working ‘behind-the-scenes’ for TheFest.us. It’s at
Brookside Reservation, Cleveland, OH on 8/8/2021 for those who
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Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Bull
2. Time is Relative
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Bull
Standing in a field with a bull, a man asked if the bull was safe.
"He's safe as can be," the farmer said. But I can't say the same for you."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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I fought in three wars and three more would not be too many to defend
my country. I love America and as she has weaknesses or ills I'll hold
her hand. - Daniel "Chappie” James
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Time is Relative
A fellow went to the doctor, who told him that he had a bad illness and only
a year to live. So the fellow decided to talk to his pastor. After the man
explained his situation, he asked his Pastor if there was anything he could do.
"What you should do is go out and buy a late 70's or early 80's model Dodge
Pickup," said the Pastor. "Then go get married to the meanest woman you can
find, and buy yourselves an old trailer house in the panhandle of Oklahoma."
The fellow asked, "Will this help me live longer?" "No," said the pastor, "but it
will make what time you do have seem like forever."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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