DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/28/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My son-in-law, Dave, is continuing to improve. Stitches
came out this week. The multitude of cuts are healed.
Swelling is gone. Still needs narcotics for pain.
Has braces on both arms and back. Thanks for the
continued prayers.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Post-Op
2. Have a Will?
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Post-Op
Our patient in the hospital was a big, burly former officer.
Just after surgery, and still half out of it, he became agitated
and confused, tearing at his IVs and trying to escape his bed.
The nurses gamely attempted to keep him calm but were losing
this battle. That's when my old Air Force training came in
"Colonel!" I commanded. "At ease."
And with that, the colonel fell back to sleep.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every moment of one’s existence is growing into more or retreating
into less. - Norman Mailer
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Have a Will?
I hate the idea of going under the knife. So I was very
upset when the doctor hold me I needed a tonsillectomy.
Later, the nurse and I were filling out an admission form.
I tried to respond to the questions, but I was so nervous
I couldn't speak.
The nurse patted my hand and said, "Don't worry. This
medical problem can easily be fixed, and it's not a
dangerous procedure."
"You're right. I'm being silly," I said, "Please continue."
"Good," the nurse went on, "Now, do you have a living will?"
- from Reader's Digest
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Please pray for: Charles, Frances, Elvie, Aurelia, Dave, Maureen, Paul, Peggy.
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