Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/28/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I ended up with more than double the patients I was
originally scheduled to see. Fortunately, the 'add
ons' were realitively close to the scheduled patients.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Brownies
2. Career Cooling
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Brownies
My sister and I, visiting our uncle in the hospital, had
brought along a treat for him. Because we weren't sure
if he was on a restricted diet, we asked at the nursing
station and were told it was alright to give him the
brownies.
As we turned to leave, an doctor held up his hand to
stop us. "I'm here," he advised, "for quality control!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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A warm smile is the universal language of kindness.
- William Arthur Ward
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Career Cooling
Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138
mainframe at a local college. My position had been re-
classified to fall into a new area outside of the I/S
staff.
One day, my new supervisor entered the room and stared at
the air conditioning unit directly behind me. He studied
the two flashing lights for a few moments and asked what
job it was currently processing.
I killed my career by replying, "Actually, sir, it's cool-
ing the room. The computer is over there."
- from Pastor Tim (via You Make Me Laugh)
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