Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/28/21
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Pills
2. Language
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Pills
I'm not keen on taking pills, so when my doctor gave me a prescription
to lower my blood pressure, I asked him if there were any side effects.
"Yes," he said. "Longevity."
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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You gain strength confidence and courage by every experience in
which you really stop to look fear in the face. -Eleanor Roosevelt
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Language
A tourist in a rented car, lost, asked two farmers for direction in his own language German.
The farmers replied "English."
The tourist spoke in French.
The farmers said "English."
The tourist spoke in Dutch. The farmers replied the same.
The tourist turned right and drove away.
One farmer said to the other: We must learn a second language."
The other farmer replied, " Why to waste your time. It is of no use.
See, that man knew 3 languages. None of them helped him.”
- From PG Vargis
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