Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/29/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Night Prayer
2. The Great Lakes
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Night Prayer
Maureen told her young son to go to bed and be sure to
say his prayers and ask God to make him a good boy.
The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his
son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and
if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having
fun the way I am."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Don't ever say "I have nothing to offer." God doesn't make
useless. God makes a place for everyone at the table not
only to feast but to serve. - Bob Perks
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The Great Lakes
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny.
She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, always fast with an answer, pipes up with,
"I don't need to. They've already been named."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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Please pray for: Sean, Finn, Gideon, Theresa, Colin. Caley, Patrick.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
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I'm moving this weekend. My new e-mail address will
be [email protected] DDC will be on hiatus for about a
week.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Night Prayer
2. The Great Lakes
------------------------------
Night Prayer
Maureen told her young son to go to bed and be sure to
say his prayers and ask God to make him a good boy.
The boy's father, passing by the bedroom, overheard his
son praying: "And make me a good boy if You can; and
if You can't, don't worry about it, 'cause I'm having
fun the way I am."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
Don't ever say "I have nothing to offer." God doesn't make
useless. God makes a place for everyone at the table not
only to feast but to serve. - Bob Perks
------------------------------
The Great Lakes
Teachers never give up, and neither does Little Johnny.
She asks him, "Can you name the Great Lakes?"
You know Johnny, always fast with an answer, pipes up with,
"I don't need to. They've already been named."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
--------
Please pray for: Sean, Finn, Gideon, Theresa, Colin. Caley, Patrick.
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