Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/3/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Picnic
2. Golf Score
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Picnic
My brother, Tony, agreed to take his young nephews to a neighborhood
picnic. A few hours later, just as my father was wondering how Tony
was managing, my mother walked into the room brandishing her cell
phone, laughing.
Dad took it from her and read aloud the text message she had just
received: "Marshmallows burned, ketchup in hair, kids tossing newspapers
on bonfire, smoke all over. Great party. Kids happy. Never again. Am
smarter. Much smarter."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every human has four endowments -- self-awareness,
conscience, independent will and creative imagination.
These give us the ultimate human freedom... The power
to choose, to respond, to change. - Stephen R. Covey
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Golf Score
First golfer, Bill: "What was your score?"
Second golfer, Bob: "Seventy-two."
Bill: "That's not too bad at all!"
Bob: "Thanks! I hope I'll do better on the second hole."
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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