Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/6/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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This was a full weekend - Church, fireworks, museum, grocery
shopping, library and daughter here all day on the Fourth.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Picture Names
2. LASIK
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Picture Names
Another evening as Sandie was getting Hailey ready for bed, Hailey
insisted that she must first name all the pictures that were on
her wall.
So Sandie listened as she named each one. There was her little
mermaid poster, a picture of a teddy bear with the inscription,
"Jesus loves me" and a couple of other ones. And then she came to
a picture that Sandie had embroidered for her when she was just a
baby. It was a Mommy bear, a Daddy bear, a big brother bear and a
little sister bear. Sandie had always told her that she had em-
broidered this picture just for her and that it was just like their
family, with Mommy, Daddy and a brother and a sister.
As she was naming her pictures, when Hailey came to this one, she
very casually said, "And that's us when we were bears …"
- from Kid Warmers
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I have wondered many times if my Heavenly Father has not
allowed certain difficulties to come into my life just to
remind me that I'm not the one in charge--but that He is.
And He knows what He's doing. - Rocky Henriques
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LASIK
Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in
LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients.
But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous
she was actually shaking.
Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor
finished on the first eye and before he began on the second
I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.
There, I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "Now you only
have one eye left."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: James, Todd, Sherree, Nesta, Denzil, Nigel, Maureen, Gayle.
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
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Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
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This was a full weekend - Church, fireworks, museum, grocery
shopping, library and daughter here all day on the Fourth.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Picture Names
2. LASIK
------------------------------
Picture Names
Another evening as Sandie was getting Hailey ready for bed, Hailey
insisted that she must first name all the pictures that were on
her wall.
So Sandie listened as she named each one. There was her little
mermaid poster, a picture of a teddy bear with the inscription,
"Jesus loves me" and a couple of other ones. And then she came to
a picture that Sandie had embroidered for her when she was just a
baby. It was a Mommy bear, a Daddy bear, a big brother bear and a
little sister bear. Sandie had always told her that she had em-
broidered this picture just for her and that it was just like their
family, with Mommy, Daddy and a brother and a sister.
As she was naming her pictures, when Hailey came to this one, she
very casually said, "And that's us when we were bears …"
- from Kid Warmers
------------------------------
I have wondered many times if my Heavenly Father has not
allowed certain difficulties to come into my life just to
remind me that I'm not the one in charge--but that He is.
And He knows what He's doing. - Rocky Henriques
------------------------------
LASIK
Working in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in
LASIK surgery, I am expected to comfort nervous patients.
But prior to one operation, the patient was so nervous
she was actually shaking.
Nothing I said to her would comfort her so after the doctor
finished on the first eye and before he began on the second
I wanted her to know the surgery was going well.
There, I said, patting her hand reassuringly, "Now you only
have one eye left."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
--------
Please pray for: James, Todd, Sherree, Nesta, Denzil, Nigel, Maureen, Gayle.
=================
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