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Hope those in the USA had a terrific Indepence weekend. 

Authentic freedom emanates from dependance on God.

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Today's Chuckles

1. Last Wishes   

2.  I'll Have A Hamburger   

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Last Wishes

 

Three citizens of the former Soviet Eastern Bloc - a Pole, a Czech, 

and a Jew - were accused of spying and were sentenced to death. 

Each man was granted one last wish. 

"I want my ashes scattered over the grave of Pilsudski," said the Pole.

 

"I want my ashes scattered over the grave of Masaryk," said the Czech.

 

"And I," said the Jew, "want my ashes scattered over the grave of Comrade Kosygin."

 

"But that's impossible," he was told. "Kosygin isn't dead yet."

 

"Fine," said the Jew. "I can wait." 

- From Daily Clean Jokes 

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Independence Day: freedom has its life in the hearts, the actions, 

the spirit of men and so it must be daily earned and refreshed – 

else like a flower cut from its life-giving roots, it will wither and die. 

- Dwight D. Eisenhower 

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I'll Have A Hamburger

 

Customer: I’ll have a hamburger.

 

Waiter: With pleasure.

 

Customer: No, with pickles and onions.

 

• From A Joke A Day

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