Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/7/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had a long day (13 hours),- put nearly 100 miles (some
of them during torrential rain) and more patients seen
than usual. I'll sleep well tonight!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Recipe
2. Is Your Mother Home?
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Recipe
Having raised a large family, my mother cooked
Everything in battalion-size batches. So when my
newly married brother, Ron requested her chop-
suey recipe, she experimented for twoweeks with
the ingredients in order to cut the dish down
for the honeymooners.
"Thanks for the recipe, Mom," "Ron wrote home.
"The first thing we did was triple it so we would
have plenty of leftovers!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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If life knocks you down, try to land on your back. Because if
you can look up, you can get up. And if you get up, you can
stand up. And if you stand up, you can fight for your dream
once again. You have something special. You have GREATNESS
within you! - Les Brown
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Is Your Mother Home?
A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wears.
As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy
sitting on the front steps.
"Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small boy.
"Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him
past.
The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once,
then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy,
the fellow said, "I thought you said your mother was home!?"
The kid replied, "She is; but this isn't where I live."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Christie, Carolyn, Mason, Greg, Kathleen, Quinton, Eily.
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