Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/8/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Silver Lining
2. Top Signs That You've Grown Up
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Silver Lining
The parents were very disappointed in the grades that their
son brought home.
"The only consolation I can find in these awful grades,"
lamented the father, "is that I know he never cheated during
his exams."
- from Acra Max Jokes
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The great thing and the hard thing is to stick to things when
you have outlived the first interest, and not yet got the second,
which comes with a sort of mastery. - Janet Erskine Stuart
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Top Signs That You've Grown Up
1. Your potted plants stay alive.
2. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
3. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
4. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
5. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
6. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
7. You're the one calling the police because those kids next
door don't know how to turn down the stereo.
8. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
9. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
10. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
11. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
12. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
13. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
- from Laugh & Lift
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