Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/8/19
Quote from Forum Archives on July 9, 2019, 1:01 amPosted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We spent a lot of time with old photos and hearing
stories while Dad was in Ohio.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Airfare
2. Good Grade
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Airfare
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or
Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get
prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery
salesperson replied.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99," she
said. "But there is a stopover."
"Where?"
"In Denver," she said.
- From Clean Laughs
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If you start today to do the right thing, you are
already a success even if it doesn’t show yet.
– John C. Maxwell
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Good Grade
So one semester a young lady was not doing well in
class, so when she asked to meet me after class one
day I agreed. When she showed up she was in a
miniskirt and sheer top which left little to the
imagination. She slinked over to my desk, leaned on
it seductively and said, “I really need a good grade.
I will do anything to get it.”
I looked up into her eyes and said, “Anything? Even
if it is difficult and uncomfortable?”
She responded with a breathless, “YES!”
My response was, “Then study!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
We spent a lot of time with old photos and hearing
stories while Dad was in Ohio.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Airfare
2. Good Grade
———————————————
Airfare
I couldn't decide whether to go to Salt Lake City or
Denver for vacation, so I called the airlines to get
prices. "Airfare to Denver is $300," the cheery
salesperson replied.
"And what about Salt Lake City?"
"We have a really great rate to Salt Lake; $99," she
said. "But there is a stopover."
"Where?"
"In Denver," she said.
- From Clean Laughs
———————————————
If you start today to do the right thing, you are
already a success even if it doesn’t show yet.
– John C. Maxwell
———————————————
Good Grade
So one semester a young lady was not doing well in
class, so when she asked to meet me after class one
day I agreed. When she showed up she was in a
miniskirt and sheer top which left little to the
imagination. She slinked over to my desk, leaned on
it seductively and said, “I really need a good grade.
I will do anything to get it.”
I looked up into her eyes and said, “Anything? Even
if it is difficult and uncomfortable?”
She responded with a breathless, “YES!”
My response was, “Then study!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
————
Please pray for: Isaam, Kathy, David, Fadia, Wadi, Nadia.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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