DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 7/9/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My oldest grandchild has started a part-time job at
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year.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Abstract Art
2. Computer's Down
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Abstract Art
I think my grandson best summed up my feelings about
abstract art.
We were looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash
of colors and he asked, "What's that?"
I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."
"Well," he continued, "Why isn't it?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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You can't live a perfect day without doing something for
someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden
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Computer's Down
Our new office computer system was down as much as
it was working. My co-worker Cathy decided to stay
late one evening to catch up on the work that had
accumulated.
On her way home, a police officer stopped her for
speeding. "What a perfect end to an awful day!"
she exclaimed. "Our computer is up, then down --
up, then down. I stay late to catch up, and now
this!"
The officer was unaffected by Cathy's griping and
he went to his car to prepare a citation. After
what seemed an eternity, he returned with her lic
ense and registration. As he handed them to her,
he smiled and said, "Our computer is down."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
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Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
________________________________________
Please feel welcome to forward this email to your
friends, inviting them to become a member of the
Doc's Daily Chuckle family!
If you got this from a friend and would like your own
copy sent to you regularly, please sign up at
________________________________________
My oldest grandchild has started a part-time job at
Wendy's. He'll be a senior in high school this coming
year.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Abstract Art
2. Computer's Down
------------------------------
Abstract Art
I think my grandson best summed up my feelings about
abstract art.
We were looking at a painting with a wild mish-mash
of colors and he asked, "What's that?"
I said, "It's supposed to be a cowboy on his horse."
"Well," he continued, "Why isn't it?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
------------------------------
You can't live a perfect day without doing something for
someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden
------------------------------
Computer's Down
Our new office computer system was down as much as
it was working. My co-worker Cathy decided to stay
late one evening to catch up on the work that had
accumulated.
On her way home, a police officer stopped her for
speeding. "What a perfect end to an awful day!"
she exclaimed. "Our computer is up, then down --
up, then down. I stay late to catch up, and now
this!"
The officer was unaffected by Cathy's griping and
he went to his car to prepare a citation. After
what seemed an eternity, he returned with her lic
ense and registration. As he handed them to her,
he smiled and said, "Our computer is down."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL)
--------
Please pray for: Sherrie, Staffono, Dale, Natalie, Chad, Briton.
=================
Have a TERRIFIC day!
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