Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/9/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I had a meeting after work tonight with people who
put others first. It is always revitalizing when we
get together. It just makes a long day as I didn't
get home until an hour after I'm usually in bed.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Tasty Soup
2. Services
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Tasty Soup
After his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was particularly
irritable, especially regarding food. At a nearby restaurant
he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl
of soup.
As the waiter turned away to return to the kitchen Pa stopped
him, calling: "Waiter!"
"Yes, sir, is there something wrong?"
"The soup. Taste it," replied Pa.
"I beg your pardon, Sir?"
"Taste it."
"But, Sir, I can assure you that the soup is excellent."
"Taste it," Pa persisted.
"Sir, the soup was made this morning of the finest
ingredients."
"Taste it!"
The exasperated waiter finally relented. "All right,
Sir, I'll taste it." Then after a pause he said,
"Where is the spoon?"
To which Pa replied triumphantly, "Ah ha ... "
- from ArcaMax Jokes
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It's not how much we give but how much love we put
into giving. - Mother Teresa
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Services
During the school year, the public library where I
work is open on Sunday afternoons.
Signs posted around the library read, Sunday service
available 1:30-5:00, September-June. One day a woman
was returning some books when she noticed one of
these signs, "Oh, you have Sunday service now?" she
asked me.
"Yes, from 1:30 to 5:00, September through June," I
explained.
"I see," she said. "And what denomination is it?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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