Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/9/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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My son was just promoted to CW4.
He's currently stationed in S. Korea.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Visions Of The Future
2. Why Dogs Are Better than Kids
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Visions Of The Future
A man went to the doctor and said: “Doctor, I keep
having visions of the future.”
“When did these start?”
“Next Thursday.”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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You create your opportunities by asking for them.
- Patty Hansen
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Why Dogs Are Better than Kids
*45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside
in the winter? - NOT!
*Dogs cannot lie.
*Dogs never resist nap time.
*You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
*Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
*Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the potatoes.
*Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42.00
Average cost of sending a kid: $103,000.
*Dogs are housebroken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
*Your dog isn't embarrassed if you sing in public.
- From PG Vargis
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