Doc's Daily Chuckle 7/9/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Ya Know You're In A Country Church When ....
2. Substitute
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Ya Know You're In A Country Church When ....
~ People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
~ Prayers regarding the weather are standard practice.
~ The choir group is known as the "O.K. Chorale."
~ The pastor wears boots.
~ Four generations of the same family sit together in worship.
~ There is no such thing as a "secret" sin.
~ Baptism is referred to as "branding."
~ There's a special fundraiser for a new septic tank.
~ Finding and returning lost sheep isn't just a parable.
~ High notes on the organ can set the dogs to howling.
- From GCFL
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God has put something noble and good into every heart his hand has
created. So while living on earth we must always remember to learn
from yesterday, live for today, and hope for tomorrow because time will
only show what has mattered throughout our journey. - Melanie Klein
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Substitute
A young seminary student went home for Christmas break. A horrible
snowstorm stranded the regular minister in another town. The leaders
of the congregation asked the young man to substitute for the regular
minister.
The young preacher started his sermon by explaining the meaning of
a substitute. "If you break a window," he said, "and then place a piece
of plywood over the hole — that's a substitute."
After the sermon, a well-intentioned woman wished to compliment the
young man. As she enthusiastically shook his hand, she said: “You
were no substitute. You were a real pane!”
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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