Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/1/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Calling the Bank
2. First Music Lesson
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Calling the Bank
My daughter called me at work to say I was to phone "Josh"
at the bank about my account. So, I called my bank and the
operator asked me what Josh's last name was, and I explained
that he hadn't left his last name.
When she asked for his department, I said that I didn't know.
"There are 1,500 employees in this building, ma'am," she advised
me rather sharply.
After a few more brusque comments, I was becoming angry so I
asked her for her name.
"Danielle," she said.
"And your last name?" I asked.
"Sorry," she replied, "we're not allowed to give out last names."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL.net)
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Not a day passes over this earth but men and women of note do great
deeds, speak great words and suffer noble sorrows. - Charles Reed
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First Music Lesson
The first graders were attending their first music lesson. The
teacher was trying to begin at the beginning. She drew a musical
staff on the blackboard and asked a little girl to come up and
write a note on it.
The little girl went to the blackboard, looked thoughtful for a
minute and wrote, "Dear Aunt Emma, just a short note to tell you
I'm fine."
- from Clean-Laffs
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