Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/10/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today's Chuckles
1. Will to Marry
2. Perks of Reaching 50 or Being over 60 and Heading toward 70!
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Will to Marry
A millionaire informed his attorney, "I want a stipulation in
my will that my wife is to inherit everything, but ONLY if she
remarries within six months of my death."
"Why such an odd stipulation?" asked the attorney.
"Because," he said, "I just want to make sure that at least one
person is sorry I died."
- from Pastor Tim (via GCFL.net)
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The greatest gift you will ever receive is the gift of loving
and believing in yourself. Guard this gift with your life. It
is the only thing that will ever truly be yours.
- Tiffany Loren Rowe
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Perks of Reaching 50 or Being over 60 and Heading toward 70!
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
8. You can eat supper at 5 PM.
9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.
13. You sing along with elevator music.
14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.
16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
20. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.
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Please pray for: Sandy, Patricia, Finn, Jack, Bill, Barb, Morgan.
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