Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/10/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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Today was rainy — a good day to stay inside and read.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Fee Surprise
2. Relax
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Fee Surprise
Two brawny men came to my house to install some new floor
covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and
refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was
done.
As they were getting ready to leave, I asked them to put the
heavy appliances back in place.
The two men demanded $45 for this service, stating it was
not in their contract. I really had no choice but to pay them.
As soon as they left, however, the doorbell rang. It was
the two men. They asked me to move my car, which was
blocking their van. I told them my fee: $45.
- From Cybersalt
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Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the
secret of great creative people. - Leo Burnett
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Relax
Surgeon: "Okay, just relax, Michael. It's only a small surgery."
Patient: "My name is not Michael."
Surgeon: "I know, my name is Michael.”
- From Brian V.
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Please pray for: Angela, Mike, Sandy, Kira, Patricia, Joanne, Annie.
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