Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/11/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The Fest was fabulous! One of my friends won $1,000 in
the raffle. Next year it will be Aug. 7. It's well worth
making plans to attend.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Birthday
2. Cab
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Birthday
Mike and his mother were in the doctor's office
for his pre-school physical. The receptionist,
completing his medical history, asked, "What is
your birthdate?"
"February 25," Mike answered.
"What year?" the receptionist asked.
"Every year," was Mike's matter-of-fact reply.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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As difficult as it may be for you to believe this today,
the Master knows what He’s doing. Your Savior knows your
breaking point. The bruising and crushing and melting
process is designed to reshape you, not ruin you. Your
value is increasing the longer He lingers over you.
- Charles Swindoll
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Cab
On a business trip to India, I arrived at the airport in
Delhi and took a taxi to my hotel, where I was greeted by
my hospitable Indian host.
The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars
U.S. for the fare. It seemed reasonable, so I started to
hand him the money. But my host grabbed the bills and
initiated a verbal assault upon the cabby, calling him a
worthless parasite and a disgrace to their country for
trying to overcharge visitors.
My host threw half the amount at the driver and told him
never to return. As the taxi sped off, my host gave me the
remaining bills and asked, "How was your trip?"
"Fine ... until you chased the cab away with my luggage
in the trunk."
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Joshua, Rita, Elaine, Bob, Jake, Caitlin, Andy.
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