Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/12/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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There have been several birthdays in the last month.
My oldest grandchild is now 18 and 'officially' an
adult. They grow up too fast!
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Physician Order
2. Security Guard
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Physician Order
Two chubby duffers, ordered to play golf by their physicians,
managed to get to the first tee.
One duffer said, "I don't have the energy to play too long."
The other one said, "Okay. We'll quit as soon as either one
of us gets a hole in one!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Choose to live the life you were meant to live.
- Darren Hardy
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Security Guard
Just a few weeks after taking a job as a security guard,
my husband announced that he had been fired.
He explained that he'd fallen asleep at this desk and
someone broke into the building.
"But you're such a light sleeper," I said. "I'm surprised
the sound of the guy breaking in didn't wake you up."
"I didn't get fired for falling asleep," he confessed. "I
was fired for wearing my earplugs."
- from martysjotd (via GCFL)
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Please pray for: Arthur, Willa, Toimmy, Christopher, Anita, Kelli, Chris.
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