Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/12/21
Posted by: pakaine49 <pakaine49@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We’ve had more than our share of rain. On Sunday, we had
1.75 inch is less than an hour and it’s rained every day since.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. New Volkswagen
2. Law
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New Volkswagen
Jill recently bought a new Volkswagen Beetle, that bright green color.
The first day she had it she made all kinds of excuses to run errands.
One of these errands was to pick up clothes at the dry cleaners and
go to the grocery. The dry cleaners and the grocery are in the same
strip mall so she got a few things at the grocery, then ran by the
cleaners and got the clothes. Having her hands full she laid the
clothes on top while putting the groceries in the car.
When she got home she was beaming, "You wouldn't believe how
many people waved and honked their horns at the car and me on the
way home." she said to her kids, "people must really think this car is neat!"
About that time a car pulled up in our drive and a man got out with an
armload of our clothes. "Excuse me," he said, "but I've been trying to
get your attention for two miles, your clothes landed on my hood just
after you pulled out of the parking lot.”
- From Da Mouse Tracks
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Instead of getting frustrated over things you can’t change,
focus on the ones that you can change. - Gail Lynne Goodwin
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Law
Have you heard of Murphy's Law
Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
What's about Cole's law?
No
It's a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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