Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/13/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It is wonderful to be able to get into a pool after a day
of work, like tonight. It is definately a perk of where
I've moved to.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Firehouse Tour
2. Computer Operation
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Firehouse Tour
Joey and his classmates had just finished a tour of the
local firehouse. Before each student could leave, the
fire chief quizzed him.
The fire chief asked little Joey, "What do you do if your
clothes catch on fire?"
Joey replied promptly, "I don't put them on!"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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I will...always try again. I will never believe it's
over until I have reached my goal. I will stop when
necessary only with every intention of beginning again.
- Bob Perks
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Computer Operation
My sister just purchased her first computer. About the
second night of toying around with it she was introduced
to the infamous Windows "The application has attempted
to execute an illegal instruction . . ."
She quickly pulled the power cord out of the wall. She
didn't want the police showing up.
- from Laugh & Lift
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Please pray for: Gary, Judy, Lester, Vickie, Owen, Sherrie, Stefano.
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