Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/13/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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I got home early this afternoon. Took a nap then tackled
what was 'put off until I'm back.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Late Doctor
2. On Trial
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Late Doctor
If you have ever had to wait in a doctor's office for what it
seems is like an eternity - you will appreciate this story.
A doctor tells the story when he was having one of those days
when he wondered whether he should have stayed in bed. He was
running late on his appointments and had a headache.
He got a surprise when he entered the next examining room. He
opened the door with a little less than his usual enthusiasm
only to find that his next patient had set him up. He had
stretched out on the examining table and taken the sheet on
provided on the table and pulled it over his body and head and
had stuck a sign on his chest that simply stated: "TOO LATE!"
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Love truth, and pardon error. - Voltaire
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On Trial
After a trial had been going on for three days, Finley, the man
accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the
judge's bench. "Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from
'innocent' to 'guilty' of the charges."
The judge angrily banged his fist on the desk. "If you're guilty,
why didn't you say so in the first place and save this court a
lot of time and inconvenience?" he demanded.
Finley looked up wide-eyed and stated, "Well, when the trial
started I thought I was innocent, but that was before I heard all
the evidence against me."
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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