DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE 8/14/14
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I had an unexpected trip to the dentist yesterday.
There was a vertical fracture in one of my teeth.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Flood
2. Brawny
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Flood
My sister's youngest boy liked nothing better than to sit
on his grandfather's knee and have stories read to him.
One day after a story about Noah's ark, and how Noah led
pairs of animals to the safety of the ark the little boy
asked, "Granddad, you are very old, were you in Noah's
ark?"
"Gosh no", said Granddad.
"In that case, how come you didn't drown when the flood
came?"
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Every moment of one’s existence is growing into more or
retreating into less. - Norman Mailer
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Brawny
If I say so myself, I looked pretty brawny in my Navy summer
whites. And as I stood in line at the Long Beach Naval Hospital
pharmacy, I wasn't the only one who thought so -- a young boy
kept staring at my arms.
Eventually, he whispered something to his mother, who, in turn,
leaned over to me. "My son wants to know," she said, "if you
have a can of spinach in your shirt."
- from Loy McDonald (via Reader's Digest)
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