Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/14/15
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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It's been a long week. I'll be enjoying time with friends
after having my car serviced tomorrow. Sunday will be for
Church and catching up on some 'put-off-till-later' tasks.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. OUCH!
2. Cough
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OUCH!
"Now, Mrs. Hansen, this may sting just a little," the
doctor said, as he prepared the syringe of antibiotic
and stepped forward to administer it.
The patient suddenly SCREAMED in agonizing pain and
crumpled to the floor!
The doctor picked her up and stated, "Mrs. Hansen, this
is ridiculous. I haven't even injected the needle yet."
"No, you haven't," cried Mrs. Hansen. "But you DID step
on my ingrown toenail!"
- from PG Vargis
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Wherever there is a human being, there is an
opportunity for a kindness. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
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Cough
One night, my five-year-old granddaughter, Reagan, had
a coughing fit. Her father, Quinton, got up and turned
on the light and asked her if she would like a drink of
water.
"No thank you," she answered.
"How about some cough medicine to help you sleep?" he
asked.
"I could sleep a lot better if you turned out the light,"
Reagan replied.
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Ruth, Elizabeth, Peggy, Dave, Emily, Gabe, Annie.
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