Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/14/19
Posted by: pkaine <pkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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I spent the day unpacking, doing laundry and resting.
Also, went to aqua therapy, caught up with mail and
phone calls.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Back To School
2. Tech-Support Logic
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Back To School
After raising four kids and losing one husband, I decided to return
to college and get the degree I had started but never finished. And
so, on my first day of college, eager with anticipation, and more
than a little nervous, I took a front row seat in my first class in
over 40 years ... a literature course.
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books
over the course of the semester, and that he would provide us with a
list of authors from which we could choose.
He ambled over to the lectern, took out a paper, and began: "Baker,
Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..."
I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap
on my shoulder. The student behind me whispered, "Slow down... he's
just taking attendance."
- From aJokeADay.com
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Courage is grace under pressure. - Ernest Hemingway
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Tech-Support Logic
One of the company's finest technicians was drafted and sent to
boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction, a
rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target. The
report came from the target area that all attempts had completely
missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target. He
looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again. He put
his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and squeezed the
trigger with his other hand. The end of his finger was blown off,
whereupon he yelled toward the target area, "It's leaving here
just fine, the trouble must be at your end!"
- From ArcaMax Jokes
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