Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/15/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Come Out
2. Heavenly Reward
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Come Out
(By Margaret Millson?)
Our children's Sunday School classes were presenting their
end of the year program for the congregation - telling
about the life of Jesus.
When it came to the part about Jesus' miracles, one little
boy said, "Yes, Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead!" The
teacher urged him to tell us more.
He said, "Well, Jesus told them to open the tomb, and then
He said, 'Lazarus, come out!' And it's a good thing he didn't
just say 'Come out!' because there would have been a stampede
of dead guys."
Needless to say our congregation enjoyed the presentation
very much.
- From Laugh & Lift
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The things you do for yourself are gone when you are gone,
but the things you do for others remain as your legacy.
- Kalu Ndukwe Kalu
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Heavenly Reward
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly
Gates. Ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a
loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter says to this guy, "Who are you, so that I
may know whether to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of Noo Yawk
City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the
taxi driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and
enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff,
and it's the minister's turn.
He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor
of Saint Mary's for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister,
"Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the
Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute!" says the minister. "That man was a taxi
driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How
can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results," says Saint Peter. "While
you preached, people slept. While he drove, people prayed."
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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Please pray for: Margaret, Dave, Austin, Andrea, Christopher.
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