Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/17/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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From Archie. I recommend his uplifting e-mail.
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Today's Chuckles
1. Satisfaction Guaranteed
2. Can't Stop
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Satisfaction Guaranteed
When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see
the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm
for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter
of recommendation."
The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the
letter that next day.
The following morning, Peters found the letter on his desk.
It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for eleven
years. When he left us, we were very satisfied."
- from Andychap (via GCFL)
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Archie, who has become my right hand man,regularly sends an
uplifting e-mail. You would just need to cut-and-paste the url.
http://www.spiritisup.com/allthewayhomebh.html
He also now sends out gospel music 5 days a week plus
takes requests. Just send an email to the e-mail address
below with which you would like to have in the subject
line. To Subscribe just send an email with subscribe in
the subject line to [email protected]
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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly,
acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all
I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a
grand thing. - Agatha Christie
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Can't Stop
An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive when
the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade.
"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"
"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try to hit
something cheap."
- from Thomas E. (via GCFL).net
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Please pray for: Chris, Greg, Mike, Diane, Lee, .
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