Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/18/15
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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The weatherman is forecasting a beautiful weekend for
my niece's wedding. It's alweays great when the family
can get together for a joyous event.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Lawyer
2. Age of Parents
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Lawyer
A woman was called for jury duty.
When asked about the occupations of family members she said,
"My son is a lawyer."
Later she was asked if she had ever used the services of an
attorney.
"Only to mow my lawn."
- from Mikey's Funnies
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Being at peace with yourself is a direct result of
finding peace with God. - Olin Miller
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Age of Parents
My sense of humor always gets me into trouble, but I just
can't help it.
Applying for a job one time, the employment form clearly
said: "Age of Father, if living" and the same query for my
Mother.
I put down the figures 119 and 117 in the spaces provided,
and the interviewer asked if my parents were truly that old.
I replied, "No, but they would be if they were still
living."
- from Da Mouse Tracks
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Please pray for: Amy, Ryan, Joanne, Eric, Marie, Julie, Patricia.
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