Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/2/19
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
Always Clean Chuckles
Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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First Fridays of the month are a special time.
Jesus with His Sacred Heart appeared to saints and gave promises.
God's Word is vital in my life.
Thus, honoring His request re: reparations is also.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. A Woman's Prayer
2. Paternity
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A Woman's Prayer
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him: and
Patience for his moods.
Because Lord, if I pray for strength,
I'll beat him to death!
Amen!
- From Laugh & Lift
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The kingdom of God is for the brokenhearted. - Mister Rogers
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Paternity
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman
waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my
kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "My gosh, are you the stripper
from my bachelor party that I made whoopee with on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped
my behind with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
teacher."
- From Daily Clean Jokes
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Please pray for: Vera, Karen, Tim, Kenneth, Kyle, Scott, Chris.
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