Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/20/14
Posted by: drpkaine <drpkaine@...>
DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Today's Chuckles
1. Haircut
2. Car Insurance Excuses
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Haircut
The supervisor of my work section recently made a casual
comment about my shaggy mane of hair.
He then went on to extol the virtues of a good haircut,
which, he insisted, makes an elderly man look younger
and a younger man seem more mature.
"How would a haircut make a middle-aged man like me appear?"
I asked.
"Still employed," was his answer.
- from GCFL.net
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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely
miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite
certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing. - Agatha Christie
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Car Insurance Excuses
*The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its
intention.
*The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out
of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle.
*I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner,
when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had
been struck several times before.
*Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a
tree I don't have.
*The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small
car with a big mouth.
*The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to
swerve out of its path when it struck my front end.
*An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and
vanished.
*A pedestrian hit me and went under my car.
*The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran him
over.
*I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced
off the hood of my car.
- from AcraMax Jokes
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