Doc's Daily Chuckle 8/20/2020
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DOC'S DAILY CHUCKLE
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Laughter is the Best Medicine!
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We’ve had a week of very pleasant weather so I’ve
been able to enjoy the outside more.
Doc
Today's Chuckles
1. Duck
2. Visit
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Duck
A kindergarten teacher handed out a coloring page to her class.
On it was a picture of a duck holding an umbrella.
The teacher told her class to color the duck in yellow and the
umbrella green. Little Johnny, the class rebel, colored the duck
in a bright fire-truck red.
After seeing this, the teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how many
times have you seen a red duck?"
Little Johnny replied, "The same number of times I've seen a duck
holding an umbrella."
- From Mikey’s Funnies
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People don’t respond to what you say or do; people respond to
how you make them FEEL. And one of the best ways to make
someone FEEL CONNECTED with you is to make them feel
understood and listened to. - Ed Mylett
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Visit
One day a final year student from a rich family asked his professor
whether he can visit him in his house to pick his brain and ask some
questions that he always wanted to ask.
Professor replied “please come.next Saturday evening 5 pm.
Come and press the calling bell with your shoulder."
The student was confused. He asked, "why with the shoulder?"
The professor, “See, you are coming for the first time. I know you
will have some gifts in a heavy box that you will be holding with
both the hands."
- From PG Vargis
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